Age Appropriate Fashion: Mistake Onesie

Suck: Old people onesies

Rock: Wearing a polo

For the love of all that is holy, people, please stop pulling your shirt way way way down in the middle. Especially when you sit down. This does not hide whatever it is you are trying to hide. It just makes you look like you are wearing a giant scary onesie.

Diet Plan, Or Fat Storing System?

Suck: I am both hungry and lazy.

Rock: I have all the ingredients to make migas.

My back wants to go back on vacation

Suck: Hurt my back driving through the mountains all day.

Rock: Coming home from a great vacation!